chinese horoscope

a.. SNAKE – (ULAR) ———— CREATIVE
YEAR : 1929 – 1941 – 1953 – 1965 – 1977 – 1989 – 2001 – 2013
CHARACTER : Whose instinctive and incisive judgements and insights. Ability to manipulate and to endure. Attractive and romantic. Efficient and hardworking.

a.. HORSE – (KUDA) ———— KIND-HEARTED
YEAR : 1930 – 1942 – 1954 – 1966 – 1978 – 1990 – 2002 – 2014
CHARACTER : Aggressive and ambitious, optimistic and highly successful leaders. Their idea of a good time is competition, intellectual. Great money makers. They can be very impatient and seldom accept opinion of others.

a.. GOAT – (KAMBING) ———— ELEGANT & CHARMING
YEAR : 1931 – 1943 – 1955 – 1967 – 1979 – 1991 – 2003 – 2015
CHARACTER : Gentle, patient, optimistic, intelligent, active and fertile. He is creative and imaginative. Patient in searching out facts and analyzing details and responsible. Wide circle of friends and excellent survivors.

a.. MONKEY – (MONYET) ———— FULL OF TALENT
YEAR : 1932 – 1944 – 1956 – 1968 – 1980 – 1992 – 2004 – 2016
CHARACTER : Clever and quick, restless, entertaining and aggressive. They have a forceful and temperament. Skip steps to get the job done. Good memory and highly successful leaders.

a.. ROOSTER – (AYAM JANTAN) ———— QUICK THINKING
YEAR : 1933 – 1945 – 1957 – 1969 – 1981 – 1993 – 2005 – 2017
CHARACTER : Alert and sober, conservative, decisive and intelligent. They are brave and confident in work. Outspoken and high profile. Quick and his life are full of resources that are one of the prime factors in their success.

a.. DOG – (ANJING) ———— HONEST
YEAR : 1922 – 1934 – 1946 – 1958 – 1970 – 1982 – 1994 – 2006 – 2018
CHARACTER : Witty, magnetic personalities, with an optimistic nature, success may be a long time to come, despite their loyalty and skill. Faithful gain respect from friends, or lovers.

a.. PIG – (BABI) ———— BRAVE AND THOUGHTFUL
YEAR : 1923 – 1935 – 1947 – 1959 – 1971 – 1983 – 1995 – 2007 – 2019
CHARACTER : Peaceful but alert, optimistic but passive, intelligent but shy,generous but afraid of ridicule. Strong senses and low profile. Unwilling to accept defeat, diligent and hard work will pave the way for his success.

a.. RAT – (TIKUS) ———— OPPORTUNIST
YEAR : 1924 – 1936 – 1948 – 1960 – 1972 – 1984 – 1996 – 2008 – 2020
CHARACTER : Cheerful, optimistic and making full use of any opportunity. Sympathetic and generous. Sharp analytical skills and good imagination, may find it difficult to accumulate his wealth.

a.. OX – (SAPI) ———— GOOD LEADERSHIP
YEAR : 1925 – 1937 – 1949 – 1961 – 1973 – 1985 – 1997 – 2009 – 2021
CHARACTER : Diligent, patient, positive attitude toward his works and cares about his family. Wealth he owns comes from hard work and effort.

a.. TIGER – (HARIMAU) ———— GOOD FORTUNE
YEAR : 1926 – 1938 – 1950 – 1962 – 1974 – 1986 – 1998 – 2010 – 2022
CHARACTER : Strong leadership, they are egotistical, dominating, cool,calculating, aloof and showy. Concerned about his career and power. Independent and optimistic.

a.. RABBIT – (KELINCI) ———— ACTIVE AND HONEST
YEAR : 1927 – 1939 – 1951 – 1963 – 1975 – 1987 – 1999 – 2011 – 2023
CHARACTER : Most are trustworthy, friendly, honest and elegant. Good in creative and detailed work, intelligent and confident.

a.. DRAGON – (NAGA) ———— COURAGEOUS AND INTELLIGENT
YEAR : 1928 – 1940 – 1952 – 1964 – 1976 – 1988 – 2000 – 2012
CHARACTER : Youthful, optimistic, and ambitious, brave and aggressive in action. They can eliminate obstacles in battle until they achieve the victory. He is also passionate, open and generous to friends. Weakness: To be trapped in small muddy pond with little room to maneuver.

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Kumpulan humor 156

DUA LAGI

Suatu malam ada dua orang pemuda mencuri apel di sebuah kebun dekat kuburan. Setelah mereka puas mendapatkan apel dalam jumlah yang cukup banyak, akhirnya mereka kabur sambl membawa apel-apel itu. Mereka membawa apel itu dalam baju mereka.

Kemudian mereka bersembunyi di belakang pintu gerbang kuburan. Apel hasil curian itu mereka bagi dua. Ketika baju yang dipakai untuk membawa apel dibuka, ada 2 buah apel menggelinding ke arah pintu gerbang, tapi kedua orang pemuda itu mengacuhkan apel itu.

Lalu yang satu mulai membagi apel tersebut sambil berkata, “Yang satu untukmu, yang satu ini untukku,” kemudian dia membagi lagi, “satu untukku, satu untukmu”.

Waktu itu di depan pintu gerbang kuburan lewat seorang ibu.
Ia mendengar ada suara, “Satu untukmu, satu untukku”. Ibu itu mengira kalau ada hantu yang sedang berbagi makanan. Dan makanan hantu tak lain adalah mayat, begitulah pikiran ibu itu.

Saking takutnya kemudian si ibu itu berlari menuju pos satpam penjaga kuburan. Ia lapor kepada satpam kalau ada hantu sedang membagi-bagikan bagian tubuh mayat untuk dijadikan santapan. Kemudian si ibu dan satpam itu menuju ke pintu gerbang kuburan.

Sesampainya di pintu gerbang kuburan, 2 orang pemuda itu masih belum selesai membagikan apel itu. “Satu untukmu, satu untukku, itu adalah yang terakhir. Kalau masih kurang puas, tenang saja, ada 2 lagi masih menanti di pintu gerbang!”

Mendengar itu si ibu dan satpam langsung lari terbirit-birit…
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To the question of your life you are the answer,
and to the problems of your life you are the solution

 

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Kumpulan humor 155

Dilarang Kawin
Suzy menyampaikan hasrat hatinya kepada bapaknya untuk menikah dengan Robert,jejaka pilihannya yang juga adalah tetangga dan teman sepermainannya sejak kecil.

  • Suzy : “Ayah, Robert melamar saya. Kami mau menikah!”
  • Ayah : “Apa? Tidak boleh! Kamu boleh nikah dengan siapa saja kecuali Robert!”
  • Suzy : “Mengapa?”
  • Ayah : (Setengah berbisik) “Karena Robert sebenarnya adalah abangmu. Tapi,jangan beritahu ibumu ya!”
    Terkejut, Suzy pergi pula kepada ibunya.
  • Suzy : “Ibu, Ayah melarang saya menikah dengan Robert.”
  • Ibu : “Tak usah dengar kata ayah kamu itu. Kamu boleh kawin dengan siapa saja yang kamu suka termasuk Robert.”
  • Suzi : “Tapi kata ayah, Robert itu abang saya. Kakak beradik khan tak boleh kawin.”
  • Ibu : (Setengah berbisik) : “Hmmm, tenang aja.. Ayah kamu pun tak tahu kalo kamu itu bukan anaknya.”
  • Suzy : “Hah!?!”

 

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