A FEW OF LIFE’S UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

  • Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
  • Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
  • Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  • Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  • Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
  • Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
  • Why is a boxing ring square?
  • Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
  • Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
  • Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
  • Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
  • Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
  • Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
  • Why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
  • Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
  • Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

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