Titanic question

(joke)

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

  • St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They made a movie about it a few years back.”
  • The teacher answered quickly, “That would be the Titanic.” St. Peter let him through the gate.
  • St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided to make the question a little harder: “How many people died on the ship?” Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie.
  • “1,228,” he answered. “That’s right! You may enter.”
  • St. Peter then turned his head to the lawyer, saying: “Name them!”

Baru saja seorang guru, seorang pemulung dan seorang pengacara tiba bersama dipintu surga. St. Peter memberitahu mereka, bahwa untuk bisa masuk ke surga setiap orang harus menjawab satu pertanyaan.

  • St. Peter menuju sang guru dan bertanya, “Apa nama kapal yang tenggelam menabrak gunung es? Mereka membuat filmya beberapa tahun kemudian.”
  • Sang guru menjawab dengan cepat, “Itu pasti Titanic.” St. Peter mempersilahkan dia memasuki pintu gerbang.
  • Kemudian St. Peter berbalik ke arah si pemulung dan memutuskan untuk mengajukan pertanyaan yang sedikit lebih sulit : “Berapa orang yang meninggal dalam kapal tersebut ?” Beruntunglah tukang sampah itu karena dia sudah menonton film tersebut. “
  • 1.228,” jawabnya. Benar! kamu boleh masuk.”
  • St Peter kemudian memalingkan kepalanya kepada sang pengacara dan berkata: “sebutkan nama mereka!”

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