Wong Kam Punk’s Blog

• A crowded United Air Lines flight was cancelled.
• A single agent was assigned to rebook a long line of unhappy inconvenienced travelers.
• She was doing her best when suddenly an angry customer pushed his way to her desk.
• He slapped his ticket down on the counter and shouted: “I don’t want to stand in line.
• I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS and RIGHT NOW!”
• The young agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir, I’ll try to help you but I’ve got to help these folks first.
• I’m sure we’ll be able to work things out for you.
• ” The angry passenger was unimpressed and unrelenting.
• He asked loudly, so that all the passengers could hear,”I don’t want to stand in line!
• Do you have any idea who I am?”
• Without hesitation, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone.
• “May I have you attention, please,” her voice bellowed through the terminal.
• We have a passenger here WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS.
• If anyone can help him identify himself, please come to the gate.
• ” With the crowd laughing hysterically, he glared at her and swore “Fuck you!”
• Without flinching, she smiled an said, “I’m sorry, sir, but you’ll have to stand in line for that too!”

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cigars

• A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer.
• “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined!”
• “It’s in the judge’s hands now,” said the lawyer.
• “Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?”
• “No! The judge is a stickler on ethical behavior.
• A stunt like that would prejudice him against you.
• He might even hold you in contempt of court.”
• Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant.
• As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, “Thanks for the tip about the cigars.
• It really worked!”
• Confidently, the lawyer responded, “I’m sure we would have lost the case if you’d sent them.”
• “But I did send them.” replied the man.
• “What?” shouted the lawyer.
• “I sure did, that’s how we won the case!” responded the man.
• “How could that have helped us win the case?” asked the lawyer.
• “Because I enclosed the plaintiff’s business card.”

kangaroo

• The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside.
• The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again.
• Exasperated, the zoo director had the height increased to 30 feet, but the kangaroo still escaped.
• A giraffe asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll build the fence?”
• “I don’t know,” said the kangaroo.
• “Maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gate unlocked.”

little Johnny

• Little Johnny was out on Halloween, trick-or-treating; dressed as “Rocky”, complete with boxing gloves and satin shorts.
• He walked up to Mr. and Mrs. Foggybottom’s door and rang the bell.
• Mrs. Foggybottom answered the door and Johnny said, “Trick or Treat!”
• Mrs. Foggybottom gave Johnny some candy and closed the door.
• Soon afterwards the bell rang again.
• It Little Johnny once more.
• “Aren’t you the same ‘Rocky’ who left my doorstep several minutes ago?” asked Mrs. Foggybottom.
• “Yes,” he replied, “but now I’m the sequel. I’ll be back three more times tonight, too.”
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  Thoughtfulness for others, generosity, modesty and self-respect
  are the qualities which make a real gentleman or lady.

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Chineese Jews

• Sid and Al are Jews and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.
• “Sid,” asked Al, “Are there any Jews in China?”
• “I don’t know,” Sid replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”
• When the waiter came by, Al asked him, “Are there any Chinese Jews?”
• “I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.
• He returned in a few minutes and said, “No, sir. No Chinese Jews.”
• “Are you sure?” Al asked.
• “I will check again, sir.” the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
• While he was still gone, Sid said, “I cannot believe there are no Jews in China, our people are scattered everywhere.”
• When the waiter returned he said, “Sir, no Chinese Jews.”
• “Are you really sure?” Al asked again.
• “I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews.”
• “Sir, I asked everyone,” the waiter replied exasperated.
• “We have orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and grape jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese jews!
• If you really want, we have Chinese tea.”

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