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Stupido Italiano
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them:

• “It’s illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro. ”
• ” What do you mean it’s illegal? ” asked the Englishmen.
• ” Quattro means four ” replies the Italian official.
• ” Quattro is just the name of the automobile, ” the Englishmen retort disbelievingly.
• ” Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons. ”
• ” You can’t pull that one on me, ” replies the Italian customs agent.
• ” Quattro means four.
• You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law “.
• The Englishmen replies angrily, ” You idiot! Call your supervisor over.
• I want to speak to someone with more intelligence! ”
• ” Sorry, ” responds the Italian official, ” he can’t come.
• He’s busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno. ”

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Sobriety tests

• A man is going down the road, and gets pulled over by a highway patrolman.
• When he gets up to the car, he tells him that he was speeding.
• The man is shocked,but not startled by being pulled over because he is always speeding.
• While the highway patrolman is standing there, he sees that the man has 9 huge knives in the back seat.
• He asks him what they are for, and he tells him that they not believe him, and tells him to prove it.
• So he gets out of the car, and starts to juggle the knives.
• At the same time, 2 men are driving by and witness the two on the side of the road.
• One of the men looks to the other man and says,”Man, I sure am glad I quit drinking, those sobriety tests these days are rough!”

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Married in Heaven

• On their way to get married, a young couple die in a fatal car accident.
• The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
• While waiting, they begin to wonder: “Could they possibly get married in Heaven?” When St. Peter showed up, they decided to ask him.
• St. Peter says, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out.”
• The couple sat and waited for an answer, for a couple of months, and they began to worry; if they were allowed to get married, what if things didn’t work out? Were they stuck together forever?

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns,looking somewhat annoyed. “Yes,” he informs the couple, “you CAN get married in Heaven.”
Great!” said the couple, “But we were just wondering, what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”

St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
“What’s wrong?” asked the frightened couple.
“OH, COME ON!” St. Peter shouts, “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!”

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