Wong Kam Punk’s Blog

What a married life … Women Bashing !!!!!!
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts
of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries
her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classified: “Wife Wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said
the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
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First guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel! Second guy:
“You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
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How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
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Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.”
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A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” The father replied, “I don’t
know son, I’m still paying!”
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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WHAT EVERY MAN EXPECTS IN A WIFE

• She will always be beautiful and cheerful.
• She could marry a movie star, but wants only you.
• She will have hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops.
• Her beauty won’t run in a rainstorm.
• She will never be sick–just allergic to jewelry and fur coats.
• She will insist that moving the furniture by herself, it’s good for her figure.
• She will be an expert in cooking, cleaning house, fixing the car or TV, painting the house, and keeping quiet.
• Her favorite hobbies will be mowing the lawn and shoveling snow.
• She will hate charge cards.
• Her favorite expression will be, “What can I do for you, honey?”
• She will think you have Einstein’s brain but look like Mr. Universe.
• She will wish you would go out with the boys so that she could get some sewing done.
• She will love you because you’re so sexy.

WHAT HE USUALLY GETS

• She speaks 140 words a minute, with gusts up to 180.
• She was once a model… for a totem pole.
• Where there’s smoke, there she is — cooking.
• She’s a light eater…once it gets light, she starts eating.
• She lets you know you only have two faults: everything you do, and everything you say.
• No matter what she does with it, her hair looks like an explosion in a steel wool factory.
• If you get lost, open your wallet and she’ll find you.

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Be more concerned with your character than your reputation,
because your character is what you really are,
while your reputation is merely what others think you are
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